The doctor on call for my June 29 appendectomy happened to be a proctologist, one of the many random details that came rushing at me as my gurney careened toward the operating room. In the 15 minute Tsunami of activity that had taken place between determining my appendix was counting down to detonation and the looming surgery, I had barely begun to…
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I had a vision that Chief of staff John Kelly took another walk through Arlington Cemetery late Saturday. To the haunting sound of a bugler playing Taps, he stepped among and then beyond the stones of some of the finest men and women on earth, stopping finally at a cheap plastic picket fence that delineated […]
Season Finale – Zoot Westchester Triathlon, 9.24.2017 “I should run an Ironman.” The recurring siren song of that fantasy percolates inside my head every year that I train for an Olympic Tri. And every year as I dismount from my bike after the 26 mile ride and transition to the 6.2 mile run, […]
“He’s great, and he’s a cross dresser.” Even if that hadn’t been the only qualifier we had for the ER surgeon, it registered to both my wife and me as an extremely odd piece of information to divulge under any circumstance. “Do cross dressers make better surgeons?” we asked, which in turn confused the attending […]
In the mid to late 1980’s, East Palo Alto’s crime rate was soaring, reaching a pinnacle in 1992 when it earned the auspicious distinction of having the highest murder rate in the United States. Paradoxically, East Palo Alto was perched on the northern stoops of Menlo Park, Stanford and Palo Alto, three of the most […]
There’s an 800 pound rabid gorilla on the loose sodomizing everyone in its path, and our genius representatives are at each other’s throats arguing about who should pay for the lube.
The Escape From Alcatraz triathlon is to your standard Olympic triathlon what Metallica’s single St. Anger is to Miles Davis’ My Funny Valentine. It’s The Shining compared to The Notebook, The Godfather to Mr. Ed, or more apropos, Jaws to Finding Nemo.